Pirate Dean Makes the Screen!

It took two years and $280 million to put me on the big screen alongside fellow pirate Johnny Depp, but…

I made it!!

See me in the next to last scene in Pirates of the Caribbean III. I throw up as Johnny Depp and his two floozies walk by on the Tortuga docks.

I am forever immortalized as the Puking Pirate of Tortuga, and can add to my list of worldly accomplishments that I was in a scene with Johnny Depp (puking up pina colada mix!).

Honor the Code (Fair Trade code, that is!),

Dean

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